Now the Republican race is getting interesting.
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If the Republican chameleons ever quit changing colors depending on the city they're in, then maybe we can finally get to know the people behind the masks.
But between watching McCain pay homage to the far-left in the San Francisco Bay Area by embracing their down-home radicalism on global warming, and watching shape-shifter "Flippy" Mitt Romney bob and weave his way into whatever you want him to say on abortion (see "Romney Sells His Soul For A Vote"), that leaves us with that mystery actor-guy holed up in a cave in McClean, Virginia - what's his name? Osama bin-Freddy? (pssst, Fred - check your jacket pocket for the keys to that red pickup, you putz!)
...and this guy. (0:46)
It's getting more and more difficult to tell which of these candidates are the real deal, and which ones are actually members of Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert's staff, masquerading in "Republican suits" made by Disney.
I don't think I left anyone out, except Ron Paul -- the only one of the pack of "Ten White Guys" who knew the real reasons why we were attacked on 9/11. They ostracized him - he was blowing their "We're Tough on Terror" cover right off the apple cart, upsetting everyone.
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