This morning I fired up our shiny new Acme Bullshit Detector (pictured at left) and pointed it over towards the far-right fringes of the blogosphere. Early on Sunday morning is usually a pretty good time for Conservative Asshat hunting. After the average right wing blogger has spent a long Saturday night consisting of watching Fox News re-runs on their TIVO while stuffing 9 cans of beer and two jumbo bags of Nacho Cheese Doritos down their pie hole, these jackasses can usually relied upon to put together a big ol' incoherent, spittle-filled, bullshit-filled, hate-filled rant.
Within thirty seconds the bullshit detector's alarms were screaming. Jackpot time. I'd found an 'Ann Coulter-wannabe' out there begging for media attention by trying to be as outrageously despicable as Coulter.
In a blog post on the failed Immigration Reform effort this idiot first tries to blame Ted Kennedy for the failure for President Bush's Immigration Reform bill then, after a short break to throw up the remainder of last night's Bud-fest I suspect, the blogger does their level best to be at their level worst -- and as illustrated below, they even enlarge and emphasize the nasty bit of their bull -- for maximum shock value no doubt:
This idiot blooger, who shall remain nameless and linkless and left to wallow in their little hate-filled cesspool of obscurity, is no better than the copy-cat criminal who, upon seeing the publicity afforded one jackass, tries really, really hard to be just as stupid and outrageous.
How boring, how predictable, how un-American.
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