MSNBC story, in it's entirety:
President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday, his spokesman said, revealing that Bush will hand over presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney while he is under under anesthesia.
White House press secretary Tony Snow told reporters that Bush would have the procedure at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.
The joke: Maybe they'll find his head.
The serious: This wouldn't even rate a shrug for most administrations but for this one, with Cheney trying so hard to run things, it's sort of frightening.
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