Fox News alum and White House Spokeperson-lip-mover-guy Tony Snow has announced he's leaving the White House "when his money runs out." Too bad he didn't choose to leave when the truth ran out... he'd have been gone right after this:
I bet the fluffy-haired boys and girls Snow left behind at Fox News are now falling all over themselves to be the next White House Spokesliar...
And although she haunts Hate Talk radio (ABC-owned KSFO, San Francisco) and the internet instead of Faux News, Melanie Morgan seems as if she's perfectly willing to mis-state the truth (heh) -- and to repeat the lie as many times as needed -- in order to smear White House critics:
"Stomped on and nuetralized"? Spoken like a true conservative thug! You're showing some pretty strong potential there, Morgan. Good work!
Feel free to nominate other potential candidates for White House Spokesliars in the comment section below. We'll compile the list and forward it to whoever is still left working at the White House next week for their consideration.
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