The Republican senator from Idaho Larry Craig is still not gay, or so he claims. So let's all sing along with Senator Craig as he attempts to ride out the remaining 15 months of his term.
A one... two... A one-two-three-four...
I'm looking forward to Craig's explanation around the undercover officer's claim that Larry ran his hand along the stall divider bottom. Craig's stated that he was in fact picking up a piece of toilet paper off the floor.
Hmmm, a millionaire Idaho rancher-turned-US Senator picks up toilet paper off the floor of a public restroom floors... yeah, that's believable. He 's not lying, really!
And now this:
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