With this blog's focus on the Democratic side of the primary, Wizbang Blue let our ongoing exposure of Republican asshattery lessen. To make up for that we present the biggest pompous blowhard in America as he delivers his non-concession speech for the Florida primary, vowing to fight on against McCain.
Coming out of the South Carolina primary, this bobble-headed boob was equally sanquine over McCain's win there:
Rush Limbaugh is in a funk and someone's gonna pay
Good news for Rush-haters.
Not only has the controversial conservative radio talk-show host got a sore throat, but he's anguishing over the inadequacy he sees in the current field of Republican presidential candidates. You can actually hear the pain, the mounting impatience, the frustration in his voice. It's kinda sad, if you believe in talk-radio.
Monday on the air, he'd had enough of these impure candidates and enough of all these questions about his endorsement and when it would come and how he'd make his decision and he just blurted out to Jim in Kansas City and a few million others listening in: "I can see possibly not supporting a Republican nominee."
Across the country, people were dropping their coffee cups, choking on sandwiches, fainting and driving off the road. The king of conservative talk-radio not supporting the Republican nominee? Was Rush Limbaugh pulling....a James Dobson on his now nervous fans?
"And I never thought that I would say that in my life. This stuff is very tough."
If there is a third-party bid coming out of the conservative-sector of the GOP it will only serve to further insure a Democratic victory in November. Someone to the right of McCain has a snowball's chance in hell of winning the November election. The good news is that asshats like LImbaugh don't seem to care, and are perhaps resigned to a Democratic victory anyway.
They may therefore feel they have nothing to lose by splitting the GOP vote further, and will chose to make their stand supporting a real conservative. Huzzah, Rush, you go for it!
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