When vegan Democrat Dennis Kucinich campaigned for president against John Kerry last time around, he had no problem finding a great vegan place to eat at Papa G's Deli. If anything, Portland is known for vegans.
But Portland is also well known as one America's strip club capitals as well. And now incredibly, like some weird teleporter created hybrid creature from THE FLY film, some enterprising genius has created what may be the nation's only nonsmoking, all vegan food, strip club, called Casa Diablo.
And the owner of Casa Diablo, Johnny Diablo has had no problem at all recruiting some vegan major league babes as pole dancers willing to bare it all onstage while adoring customers enjoy a totally meatless meal, with the only meat gyrating on plastic high heels or fake nurses uniforms on the stage. Can you say plain outrageous?
Whether the concept of a vegan strip club free of smoke really catches fire is a million dollar question. But so far, by the truckload, good looking vegan stripper babes have been flocking to this new club which opened on February 1st to work en masse in the clean nonsmoking and meatless environment.
Whether enough vegan customers also come in en masse is the only remaining business success question. This outrageous new business formula manages to combine three of Portland, Oregon's very favorite things: vegan food, drinking and strippers. Parents only have to be so proud that their beautiful daughters are working in such a clean meat-free environment as pole dancers.
Only in Portland, Oregon dear folks.
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