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To purchase this new issue of the National Enquirer, click here!The National Enquirer is on a roll.
From its John Edwards' story to this cover featuring Sarah Palin's dark secrets, I can guarantee that media outlets around the country will read every word of this story.
Then, they will go out and try to break the story on its own!
One of the startling new revelations is an alleged affair that Sarah had with her husband Todd's business associate. This is a shocking BOMBSHELL!
And there's more.
From how Palin tried to cover up her daughter's pregnancy to the family war, this is a juicy cover.
What makes it even stronger is that it DOESN'T FEATURE Palin with her baby.
Why? With three celebrity weeklies featuring Palin and her baby, this one will simply stand-out on that factor alone.
Bottom Line: National Enquirer offers stunning angles on what is quickly becoming the biggest story of the year!
National Enquirer website.
That Sarah Palin sure is a "celebrity," isn't she?
by the way - The "Breaking News" flag in the headline is a joke - a tweak of the nose for our sister site Wizbang which declares anything that makes them spill their milk with excitement as "breaking news" - Lee Ward
Note: Wizbang Blue is now closed and our authors have moved on. Paul Hooson can now be found at Wizbang Pop!. Please come see him there!

Comments (9)
Ah yes, the National Enquirer, that bastion of journalistic integrity.
1. Posted by Ray H. | September 3, 2008 6:22 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 18:22
They were right about Edwards...
2. Posted by Lee Ward
| September 3, 2008 6:30 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 18:30
...But not about the aliens, the half boy half warewolfs or the lady with two heads.
3. Posted by Ray H. | September 3, 2008 7:32 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 19:32
Some blogger once said:
- link
4. Posted by Lee Ward | September 3, 2008 7:50 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 19:50
Until it's verified by another source, I'm not going to believe a story out of that paper. There was an story on the CBS Sunday morning program about them and they all but admitted that they take minor bits of facts and sensationalize them to make a story out of it. I guess we wont' know for sure until the full article is released and someone else actually picks up the story. I'm not rushing to judgement.
5. Posted by Ray H. | September 3, 2008 9:17 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 21:17
Lee,
Here are some excerpts from the article. Try not to get too excited.
Another incredible allegation emerging from the family war is that Palin, a mother of five, had an affair with a former business associate of her fisherman husband, Todd.
"Todd discovered the affair and quickly dissolved his friendship and his business associations with the guy," charges an enemy. "Many people in Alaska are talking about the rumor and say Todd swept it under the rug."
and
The ugly family feud stems from a three-year battle between the 44-year-old governor and her former brother-in-law, state trooper Mike Wooten.
"Sarah has many enemies in her hometown - but a lot of them are in her own extended family," a source close to the Palin family told The Enquirer.
Family members loyal to Wooten are now waging a campaign to drag Palin's reputation through the mud.
Notice anything missing?
6. Posted by Paul Duffau | September 3, 2008 9:18 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 21:18
Ya know, I thought I put the quotes in correctly. Dang it.
The first sentence, the conjunctive "and" and the last question are mine. Everything else is the Enquirer.
7. Posted by Paul Duffau | September 3, 2008 9:21 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 21:21
Paul is right Lee, don't go orgasmic on us *grin* But that is a good post. I am watching the convention and hanging out here so I would have missed it. Thanks.
Yes Lee, you are dead on correct in your evaluation of the National Inquirer. And I share your view.
So I went to their site and read the articles as posted.
Ho.hum. Same old tired stuff retread from here and elsewhere except this time with anonymous "sources." Palin has a ton of haters in Alaska. She took on the old guard and kicked their arse. I am sure they will help the Inquirer all they can.
The only thing new I saw was the affair bit. I saw one small reference to it last week but nothing since. Given how affairs work, there are probably less than a handful of people who know if it is true or not. Several of the questions on a VP vetting deal has to do with affairs. Hope she didn't lie.
That said, the main page of the Inquirer did NOT mention the affair, but did talk about Bristol and troopergate.
I do know a few things about affairs. I won't publish why. Given how males are, it could be that the old business partner thought Palin's smile meant she wanted his baby. Men are stupid. From there it went downhill. Some women and Palin strikes me as the type, don't know how to turn male interest OFF unless they want it turned ON. Just speculating. Until the facts are published instead of allegations, who knows other than the players.
Of course to most tabloid readers, this is all new stuff. Those kind of folks don't typically spend their time on blogs or they wouldn't need to buy the Inquirer. So it will be news to them.
8. Posted by Larry | September 3, 2008 10:02 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 22:02
Lee, I am proud of you. At least you're getting away from linking MySpace excerpts. By the way, of real interest to me is that thing on Angelina and the twins article referenced in the upper left hand corner of that cover. You don't happen to also have anything on that do you.
9. Posted by DaveD | September 3, 2008 10:03 PM
Posted on September 3, 2008 22:03