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DimWit Sarah Palin Pwned by Radio DJs

Disk Jockeys from Canadian radio station CKY/Montreal phone prank and pwn Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin:

palin_phone_prankListen to the call. It's amazing how gullible Palin is -- she giggles like a school girl when she thinks she's receiving a phone call from Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France -- but it is so obvious that this is a prank call and she just doesn't get it. She's oblivious... clueless.

The call goes on for almost 5 minutes and she never figures it out - the prankster finally has to tell her it's a prank!

What a joke -- what a sad, pathetic joke to put someone so dim-witted on the national ticket. Can you imagine Sarah Palin in a national crisis? Good grief that's a scary thought.

Canadian Press:

In an over-the-top accent, one half of a notorious Quebec comedy duo claims to be the president of France as he describes sex with his famous wife, the joy of killing animals and Hustler magazine's latest Sarah Palin porno spoof.

At the other end of the line? An oblivious Sarah Palin.

The Masked Avengers, a radio pairing notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state, notched its latest victory Saturday when it released a recording of a six-minute call with Palin, who thought she was talking with Nicolas Sarkozy.[...]

"We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you," Palin gushes, evidently unaware she's speaking to an infamous Quebec comedian named Marc-Antoine Audette.

At one point, Palin even comes close to confirming her intention to one day run for president, when Audette slyly remarks he can see her taking over the big desk in the Oval office.

"Maybe in eight years," she replies with a nervous chuckle.

Over the course of the interview, Palin doesn't seem to realize she's being tricked until Audette comes clean near the end of the call.

"Ohhhh . . . have we been pranked?" she says, in her inimitable style. Seconds later, Palin's aide can be heard taking the phone before the line goes dead.

Throughout the conversation, Audette drops plenty of clues that something's amiss.

He identifies French singer and actor Johnny Hallyday as his special adviser to the U.S., singer Stef Carse as Canada's prime minister and Quebec comedian and radio host Richard Z. Sirois as the provincial premier.

"We should go hunting together," Palin offers when Audette professes a love of hunting - or, more precisely, killing animals. "We can have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone."

Audette then jokes that they shouldn't bring Cheney on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.

"I'll be a careful shot," responds Palin, who praises Sarkozy throughout the call.

"I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally - and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness," she says.

"You've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours."

Audette then tells her his wife, Carla Bruni, a singer and former model, was jealous to hear Sarkozy would be speaking to Palin. "Give her a big hug for me," Palin responds.

Audette goes on to describe Bruni as "hot in bed" and claims she's written a song for Palin, the French title of which translates as "Lipstick on a Pig." In English, Audette says the song is about Joe the Plumber.

Finally, he mentions a notorious Hustler video titled "Nailin' Paylin," describing it as "the documentary they made on your life."

"Oh, good, thank you, yes," Palin replies.

"That was really edgy," Audette says.

"Well, good."

In an interview Saturday, Audette told The Canadian Press it wasn't easy setting up the interview with Republican presidential candidate John McCain's running mate, and described the accomplishment as the pair's biggest triumph to date.

"It really took a lot of work," he said.

"We had to go through the Secret Service, the people in her entourage. It's the biggest coup so far. We're proud to add (this prank) to our top hits."

It took the pair, known for securing surreptitious interviews with celebrities, politicians and heads of state, five days to set up the call, Audette said. The secret to getting powerful people on the line? Time and persistence.

"I wanted to see how (Palin) was on an intellectual level," Audette said, comparing the latest prank to the duo's crank call with pop idol Britney Spears.

"You can see that she's, well, not really brilliant."

Geez, is that an understatement. Sarah Palin is not the sharpest tool in the shed. If she's elected Vice-President she'd need 24 hour security to make sure she didn't make a major blunder.

And she is clearly -- CLEARLY -- not smart enough to be President. And with 72 year-old melanoma survivor John McCain as President, Sarah "Cuckoo Bird" Palin - would be one heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Or one anti-immigration, anti-abortion whack job assassin's bullet away from the Presidency.

Republicans used to be concerned about national security -- their choice of V.P. proves that's no longer the case.


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Comments (17)

groucho:

This and an endorsement from Dick Cheney too; another red letter day for the Republican ticket.

Why this doesn't scare the VAST majority away from voting for them is absolutely beyond me.

Steve Crickmore:

Palin is indeed personable and congenial, but her lack of 'geo-political knowledge' about the world outside the compass of her life is pretty breathtaking. Even when the truth was known she was heard muttering in the background about being taken by a radio station in France.

For more real background on the interview,and how it was set up read `VP hopeful Palin falls prey to Canadian pranksters` and also some of the comments on the naivety of Palin in a huffington post article about this.

I'm almost going to miss Palin..maybe she will have a new career in comedy, but (hopefully) not in the White House.

alina:

I could barely understand the guy's English. She was probably trying not to offend the president of France. When there's so many scary and uncertain issues in the world is unreal people are going to be talking about this...Look at Obama's plans, they're going to change the world, and not in a good way.

Lee Ward:

If she didn't understand what he was saying she should have asked -- but what Sarah the DimWitted Parrot did was agree with the guy...

Audette goes on to describe Bruni as "hot in bed" and claims she's written a song for Palin, the French title of which translates as "Lipstick on a Pig." In English, Audette says the song is about Joe the Plumber.

Finally, he mentions a notorious Hustler video titled "Nailin' Paylin," describing it as "the documentary they made on your life."

"Oh, good, thank you, yes," Palin replies.

"That was really edgy," Audette says.

"Well, good."

She agrees that the porno documentary was edgy!

She's so damned proud dontchaknowit that she agrees to something that she clearly doesn't understand! You betcha!

She's clueless. She's a dangerous, oblivious, clueless, hockey mom who has no business being Vice-President.

I understand that social conservatives like her for right wing stands on issues more than they like McCain -- but here she agrees to something and she doesn't even understand what she's agreeing too!

Good grief - wake up and smell the disaster that is the Sarah Palin candidacy...

soso:

I don't understand something: during the call, Sarah Palin was confident that they are going to win this election it means she is going to be the vice President, but when the fake Sarkozy, wished she would be a US president one days, she replied "maybe in 8 years".


Can the outgoing vice-president be elected as a president????????

Sarah is not confident in winning this election and i think, Mccain aids who said Sarah has here own ambition are right.

stevie:

what a moron

Steve Crickmore:

Can the outgoing vice-president be elected as a president????????

If they can get past a Florida butterfly ballot they can.

Lee Ward:

Crickmore is correct, as usual.

"Can the outgoing vice-president be elected as a president?"

I see from your IP address that you're from India, soso. Welcome! Please pardon stevie's intolerance. He must be one of the racist bigots who are expressing their anger openly these days because of Barack Obama's lead in the polls.

Yes, in the U.S. a Vice-President can serve as President. This is embodied in the 12th amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

The two-term limit for the President wasn't put in place until 1951 when the 22nd amendment was ratified. The 22nd amendment only limits the President to two terms, it doesn't provide any other limits.

Franklin Roosevelt (1933-1945) is the only U.S. President to have served more than two terms.

Our first President, George Washington, served for two terms and turned down a chance to run for a third term. U.S. historians point to Washington's decision to not run for a third term as proof that the founding fathers thought two terms were enough.

Tripper:

Why hasn't this station pranked Obama? I think CKY of Montreal is a biased communist station! I believe Sarah Palin is a genuine, hospitable person. She has integrity, something the hosts of this show could use a little of. Pretending to be the president of France was despicable. I'd like to see fairness by calling Obama and claiming you are Jesse Jackson. Then we could see his true colors.

howard:

Yeah, these guys from Canada, that pulled the prank, are great!! Why don't all you Obama supporters go live up there? Maybe you will, when John McCain is elected president.

Lee Ward[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Yes, they did. The made a very obvious, very public example of how dumb Sarah Palin really is....

earl:

I wish all of you liberal "punks " would move to Canada for cryin' out loud.
The liberal agenda has no morals or respect for anyone but the minority cry babies who cry the loudest.
I want to see this country get back on track with the good ole' American values that our grandparents had that brought us victory in WWII.
The young, and old, of this country should be ashamed of themselves for being so disrespectful.

Lee Ward[TypeKey Profile Page]:

"I want to see this country get back on track with the good ole' American values that our grandparents had that brought us victory in WWII.

Then if you're not voting for Obama and his platform that supports the middle-class and moves our nation towards economic equality I have to ask -- are you voting for Barr or Nader, earl, because 8 years of Republicans in the White House didn't bring us back to the good ole' American values, now did it?

James:

I heard that this station is going to prank Obama too. Is this true? Probably not. It's more popular right now for people in the media to like him and do everything one can to satisfy his campaign. Man, it would be funny though. You know, to see someone actually grab their sack and poke fun (in the same flavor) at Obama, that would be hilarious. It's so sad that this election season was so biased. It would have been a lot more fair too. I wonder why Americans allow the media to blatantly favor only one candidate.

Funny prank nonetheless!!!!

Lee Ward[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Mocking Sarah the DimWit is a lot more fun. Only a moron would fall for this, and she did - hook, line and sinker. What a dunce.

And she agreed to things when she no idea what she was agreeing to!

bchgrl:

AMEN....THAT NITWIT DID NOT MAKE IT TO OUR WHITE HOUSE...........THANK GOD WE NOW HAVE A REAL LEADER TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY....

Byron:

The only idiots are the ones that voted for Obama. Obviously you all are not the ones who are making the economy go. How would you like it if I took your paycheck and gave 50% of it to someone else that did not work as many hours as you or go through as much as you did to get to your socioeconomic status. I've worked hard to get where I am without the help of the government. Your kind just want to get something for nothing. Barach Hussein will have his eyes opened when he starts being privy to confidential info. I bet he does not follow through on 50% of what he campaigned on. The reason????? It was fantasy island. Too bad all of you think you need the government to save our country. Government was founded by the people and for the people. Hussein Obama will take it further away from what the founding fathers meant.
Work hard and you will be rewarded -- most of you dont understand that.


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