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Freebies for Voting - Donuts, Coffee - Sex Toys?

Lots of businesses are doing their patriotic duty and providing freebies for citizens who do their patriotic duty and vote in today's election. Starbucks is giving away free coffee, Krispy Kreme is handing out star-shaped donuts... and sex toy store operator Babeland is giving away a free penis sleeve or mini-vibrator to visitors of their Seattle and New York stores between November 4-11. The penis sleeve is called a "Maverick" and the mini-vibrator is called a "Silver Bullet."

If the Maverick rhetoric in the presidential campaigns is doing anything, we hope it's motivating everyone to get out and vote. Which is why we're giving away a real Maverick, absolutely FREE to all voters who come into a Babeland retail store. All men, not just Joe Six Pack, love the Maverick sleeve ($20 value). He's always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.

Wait, it gets better. We've got one more enticement. A free Silver Bullet ($15 value), because that's what our country needs right now, a magical solution to difficult problems. Babeland's most popular compact mini-vibe feels fantastic and is a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!

Bring a voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th and we'll give you either a free Maverick sleeve or a Silver Bullet. This offer is good at any Babeland location in New York and Seattle November 4-11.

(h/t New York Daily News)


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