This woman is a walking train wreck. Keep an eye on the guy over Palin's shoulder.
In 1963, President Kennedy decided to let the White House turkey live instead of making dinner of it. George Bush Sr. was the first president since to pardon a seasonal fowl, in the waning months of 1993, and his son followed suit through his presidency.
Now Alaska Governor and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has mimed presidential tradition, but her effort at winged mercy was 'cut' short. As she staged an impromptu press conference after pardoning one lucky bird, a worker at the Triple D Farm and Hatchery in Wasilla sliced a turkey's neck, bled it out and twisted its head off behind the governor, directly in the camera's line of fire.
A reporter asked Palin if she was okay with the backdrop. The Alaskan Governor answered, "no worries." As the bird's head was removed, the man looked over his shoulder at the governor and reporters and flashed a toothy grin.
And then the Wasilla Hillbilly Queen set her inner Barbie free, and went off script and spontaneous:
"I was happy to be invited to participate in, in this, and, uh, and, you know, for one, you need a little bit of levity in this job, especially with a, uh, so much that has gone on in the last couple of months that has been so, um, political, ah, obviously, that it's nice to get out and, and do something to promote a local business and, and to uh, just participate in something that isn't so, um, heavy-handed politics that, uh, invites criticism," said the governor in what appeared to be a single sentence.
Looks like we'll have a Sarah Palin Turkey skit from the folks at SNL any day now. Hopefully they'll do a re-enactment of the video above, and we can compare them side-by-side.
Update: A conservative PAC thanks Sarah Palin for her inspiring efforts in behalf of good old conservative family values:
You can tell the conservatives have learned their lessons from the election loss -- they have a person of color in their ad! Gee, did they reform quickly or what!?!? lol...
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