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I'm Sorry Rush Limbaugh , Please Forgive Me

Don't you dare upset the bombastic ass drug-addicted Rush Limbaugh -- and if you have you'd better get to work on that apology...

Need some help finding the just right words to use while you kiss the Limbaugh's ring? Go here.

Update: GOPers who have begged Rush's forgiveness include:

RNC Chairman Michael Steele:

Rush is not the head of the Republican Party. He's an "entertainer" whose show is "incendiary" and "ugly."

I'm Sorry, Rush
"My intent was not to go after Rush - I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh..."

"I was maybe a little bit inarticulate... There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership."

"I went back at that tape and I realized words that I said weren't what I was thinking..."

Congressman Phil Gingrey (R-GA):

"I mean, it's easy if you're Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh or even sometimes Newt Gingrich to stand back and throw bricks. You don't have to try to do what's best for your people and your party. "

I'm Sorry, Rush
"I clearly ended up putting my foot in my mouth on some of those comments and I just wanted to tell you, Rush, [...] that I regret those stupid comments."

Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC):

"Anybody who wants [President Obama] to fail is an idiot, because it means we're all in trouble..."

I'm Sorry, Rush
Sanford's Communications Director, said that "the governor was not referring to anyone" in particular.

Amazing the way those who are supposedly leading the GOP bow and lick Rush's ring when they've been bad boys...

Yes, they aren't men - they're just Rush's whipping boys.

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Comments (6)


Isnt that cute?

Sarcastic and childish. Exactly what we've come to expect from the democratic party.

So when does the hope and change begin?

Lee Ward:

It may take a couple more flushes of the toilet, but we're working on it.


Limbaugh is the closest thing the Republicans have to a national leader... which tells you more about the sad state of the party than it does about Limbaugh's popularity. Not to mention the fact that there are twenty-plus years of audio clips of Limbaugh attacking everyone from immigrants, blacks, Hispanics, gays, women, the disabled, the addicted (ironic since Limbaugh is both disabled and an addict), and just about everyone else. So it will be supremely interesting to see how the Republicans woo back immigrants, blacks, Hispanics, gays, women, the disabled, the addicted, and get them to vote for Republican candidates who appeal to them and doesn't distance themselves from. Limbaugh.

Republicans just say cut taxes and quit spending and everything will be OK. What else from a party with a man named Rush as its' leader?


I think there is a secret message in that link:



The Republican party is on it's way! Look at it's leadership and spokespersons...Rush Limbaugh, Joe the Plumber & Sarah Palin. And the quazi-leaders of the party fall on their knees to apologize to Limbaugh for criticizing him. Are you kidding me? What a joke! Hey conservatives...Joe's an idiot, Sarah apparently doesn't read anything but scripts, and Limbaugh's a Vicadin popping fat-a-- gasbag. What the hell happened to you guys?!?


I'm not sure what's worse - that Dems are drawing 99% of the attention to that fat bastard to distract us from some epic fail policy decisions that are happening, or that none of you realize that by focusing so much attention on the fat bastard that you're just making him more money.

It only matters if you tune in, not if you like or dislike the detrius he spews forth.


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