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WizBlue's Bad St. Patrick's Day Sayings Contest

Hey kids! Here's a bonus fun contest for St. Patrick's Day where you make up the worst possible fake Irish St. Patrick's Day sayings ever. This is your chance to be real funny and outrageous and get into the fun spirit of this great Irish holiday. Have at it!conan.jpg

Here's a few outrageous examples to start you off:

"May wee Alan Hale be fat to you in the mornin' "

"May St. Peter invite you into the Pearly Gates with three pairs of pants on, half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead".

"As you slide down the banister of life, may you never require emergency room services to remove all the splinters".

"May you live for one hundred years, and then pay someone to freeze your head to reanimate for the future"

You get the idea. Have a safe and fun St. Patrick's Day!

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May the health-giving Irish Whiskey kill only the damaged brain cells that make good people into lefties.


When the haze clears on the day after St. Pattie's may we all realize that the Obama administration was just a bad dream.


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