Yeah, Sanford's got "good reasons" for turning down the stimulus funds, and as soon as he thinks of one he'll tell us what it is.
Glenn Beck tells Sanford what to say, and Sanford still can't remember his lines. Maybe lying isn't as easy for all Republicans as it might seem. Maybe Sanford was growing a conscience...?
Naw, he eventually lets Beck suggest taking stimulus money is the equivalent of child abuse - and Sanford the Moron agrees. What a pethetic piece of crap.
Diva Sarah Palin is experiencing equally stupid moments - have the Republicans been taking stupid pills?
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